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thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

(via hellabackboy)

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

(Source: 180mph, via yardsardofficial)

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

(via hellabackboy)

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

image

(Source: kakerukurosawa, via hellabackboy)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via rneerkat)

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seerofsarcasm:

nocommericalvalue:

awildhare:

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

Fuck yeah

That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea. 

(via hellabackboy)

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

(via rneerkat)

curlyawesomeness:


jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

(via hellabackboy)

lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did

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